April Birthstone!
Hi Girls!
I was perusing the net and realized something. I need to call my mom and have her legally change my birthday to some time in April. Why you may ask? Well my birthday is in February which means my birthstone is Amethyst. Pretty, but big deal.
Do you know what April birthday babies get? Do you? Diamonds!
So these lucky ladies, without having to charm a man into marriage, naturally get the stone that Marilyn sang about. Talk about being born under a lucky star.
Well, I am not going to stand for it and neither should you. I can tolerate having my name and religion chosen for me at birth. I can even stand spending the holidays with relatives that only a mother could love. But I will not have my jewelry collection suffer because mom and dad got frisky a few months too early.
Ladies I implore you. Let us band together and make April the month where every woman is united with her best friend - let us rename it Diamond Bling Month. And let us make it our mission to see to it that every woman receives one of these precious gifts with or without a proposal.
As a gesture to woman kind everywhere I have gently persuaded ( i.e. nagged) my sweetie into giving us all a special diamond discount through his company. This month only, we can all save big on diamonds that sparkle so brightly that we may bring sight to the blind. And set to right the wrong that has been done to all women not born in April.
Get your Diamond Discount Now. Visit My Jewelry Box and tell them Zoe sent you!
Smiles!
Zoe
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